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Caption Contest (Jun 08) -
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Thanks to Nigel for sending in this month's caption contest picture.
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Joke (Jun 08)
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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Recipe (Jun 08) - Blackened Chicken with Sweet Potato Mash
Coating
1 tbsp. paprika
1 tsp. onion powder
1 tsp. garlic powder
1 tsp. cayenne pepper
3/4 tsp. white pepper
3/4 tsp. black pepper
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. thyme
1/2 tsp. oregano
1 tbsp. oil
Mix together blackened spice mix ingredients and coat each chicken breast liberally. Brown chicken in a frypan with a little oil before finishing cooking in the oven (at 180ºC/gas 4). Serve with sweet potato mash and crispy side salad.
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Funny Picture (Jun 08) - From Andy Batten
"They say the Drifter handles like a pig but I think Its a load of BULL"
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Riddle - See how smart you are (Jun 08)
Below are three (3) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Now click here for the answers !!!
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Word Search from Phil (Jul 08) -
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Identify These Eyes !! (Jun 08) -
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April's Answers (08)-
Both Nigel & Silvio identified the picture as a chain link. Congratulations to both of you, hope the magnetic dishes come in handy.
We also had a couple of captions for the 'crashed crane picture -
Phil's entry - "Oh Shit!!!!!forgot to tighten that last bolt"
and
Colin's entry - "OH HECK! NEVER MIND CHINA WILL BUY IT EH!!!"
Apr 08 - FunStuff
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